Tuesday

Well, I haven't posted since my birthday, but don't worry, not much has happened. Birthday was alright, I still have to return a couple presents, and I'm gonna end up buying a couple things I asked for, cuz nobody wanted to get them. I'm not saying any more about it, because you want me to stop just as bad as I'd like to continue.

Ever had one of those coughs / runny noses that just won't go away? I've had one for like two or three weeks, and I can't get it to go away. The fun part is that it's not getting any better or any worse.

Ok, saw an article today that really ticked me off. Title? 4 Ways to Make Your Man Jealous. Oh wait, I forgot a word: Harmless! 4 Harmless Ways. Yeah, cuz making your guy or girl jealous is a good thing now! Yeah right! Here's the best part. The article was written by a guy! Traitor. They talk about messing with your guy's head and making him think that maybe you're getting interested in other guys on the internet or at work, and that's supposed to get him more interested in you! Or it suggests maybe showing him up in a sport, because that's supposed to ignite your sex life! Yeah, nothing gets me more attracted to Melissa than when she beats me at a sport! That's a man's playground! You don't touch that! If the two of you discover that you are better at something, that's fine for the TWO of you to know, but you don't have to go flaunt that in public! Good grief, whatever happened to building each other up in love? For the record, it is NOT good to make your spouse (or significant other of the oposite sex) jealous! Jealousy is a bad bad bad thing and it leads to hate. Hate leads to the Dark Side. Yeah, that's right, Yoda was a philosopher. It's true though.

In side news today, I discovered that one half of Abe Lincoln's face was shorter than the other. So what? Who really cares about that. Here's another piece of worthless body trivia. My rib cage isn't symmetrical. The right side curves out at the bottom, and the left side curves in! Feel your ribs, you'll see how weird that is, and then you'll stop caring. I think they ran out of good stuff to talk about. Can you imagine having a job like that? Reporting pointless news? Imagine having to actually do research on which female celebrities have small dogs and what kind of dogs they are, and what their names are. There's an article on it on Yahoo. I pity the person who had to do that article.

So what's up? How was your weekend? How's your week going so far? I keep asking these questions, and nobody ever responds, but maybe someday someone will. Crazy thing is that I'm actually interested to hear from you.

Ever have one of those phone calls where you would swear you're talking to a woman, and it turns out to be a man, or vice versa? I hate it when that happens. Especially when you ask, "what's your name, Ma'am?" and they respond with "Miguel." ugh. embarrassing. You really hope they thought you said "man" instead of "ma'am."

As much as I would love to keep going, I should get to work. I know you're disappointed, please leave your comment, and I'll address it in another post later today or tomorrow.

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