Every day is a Monday

Ever have one of those days where everything is ticking you off?

That's today.

I have no idea why, and the fact that I'm upset for no reason is ticking me off even more!!!!! It's a vicious circle. Maybe if I was a woman this would be easier. I could blame it on PMS or something. My day started out hunky dory (I've never figured out how exactly that's spelled), and the next thing I know, I'm mad...at what? I have no idea.

such a nice day outside, blue skies, few clouds, maybe there's a bird chirping merrily somewhere...

wouldn't know though, cuz i'm stuck inside

i'm just full of cynicism today. Oh well, that's why you read my posts, right? Oh yeah, some of you are looking to see how Melissa's coming along with the pregnancy thing. Well, for all you curious people out there, only one thing has changed since yesterday: today, she is one day further along! Ha ha, so funny.

NO.

Anywho, how was your weekend? I mean, really, how was it? No one ever answers my questions on this thing, so I'm not sure why I assume you will, but I have a feeling about you. You're different - I can tell. You're not like those other blog readers who just read and move on to another website. You actually care about what's going on with me, and you can't wait till you get to the end of this post so you can tell me your thoughts. In fact you're considering jumping to the end, leaving a comment, and then coming back to finish of the post, but DON'T! Wait till the end.

My weekend was so long, I thought that Saturday night was Sunday night. I was starting to complain that I had to go to work in the morning, and my wife pointed out that we still had another day to go. I spent a long time up that our church on Friday night and Saturday morning/afternoon for a Men's Conference. It was really good. The worship was especially great. Saturday night, we all went to Hido (it's a Japanese place). It's like Benihana's, but it's actually worth the money. Very nice place. Yesterday was really nice too, because after church, we took a nap, and then just lounged around the apartment reading and watching tv. I even made a cake! Please don't be too impressed though, cuz I used the Betty Crocker stuff. I can't even make mud out of scratch. Oh well. At least I made it. Melissa made a loaf of bread with her bread maker (wedding gift). It makes really good bread, but they'll never win first prize in the most beautiful loaf of bread contest, that's for sure.

Anybody watch the news this weekend? I didn't. Anything good happen? Really? Well then maybe you can leave a comment and tell me about it! Thank you so much, you're too kind.

Found out something interesting about Larry the Cable Guy. His real name is Dan Whitney, and if you look for him on You Tube, you can find a couple videos from a loooooooong time ago. He's actually skinny, with a mullet, and accent-free! It's not nearly as funny as his recent stuff. We did catch a joke that he re-used, though. He met this girl with a beauty mark on her cheek, and then later as they were makin' out, it started moving. Turned out it was a tick! Ba dum, Chssssssch. (How do you type out that sound?)

Caught a tree frog in the office today. He was stickin' to the man. Get it? Instead of stickin' it to the man? Tree frogs, and they're sticky...with the tree..... Gee, tough crowd. He was very sticky.

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