Saturday - still pregnant!

In case you haven't heard, my wife is pregnant! Yeah, very exciting! We've only known since wednesday, so don't ask me if it's a boy or girl, please. My sister asked me and I said we were gonna wait 'till Christmas to find out. So let that be a warning to you. We will find out when we find out, and if you ask me, i'll push the asking date back even further. So there. No, i really won't, but please don't ask me. I promise the day I find out, I will post it. If you're a family member, don't worry, I'll call you. Our first doctor's visit is two tuesdays from now, I have no idea what they're gonna say other than, "well, you're pregnant for sure!" "Gee thanks Doc." Whatever.

For those of you that are interested in me, I still have not been able to go the range with my new gun, but i'm accepting it...for now. The time will come soon enough. I'm hoping the time will come next saturday, but i'm trying not to get my hopes up.

Anybody want to give me an idea of how soon a woman can start acting pregnant? My wife is like five weeks along, and she's already asking me to get stuff for her. Not freakishly weird stuff like anchovie-flavored mac and cheese, but "Baby I can't get up and get a glass of water, can you get it for me?" LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR: I would still get her the glass of water even if she wasn't pregnant, but is she really far enough along to act semi-helpless. Baby, just so you know, I love you dearly and will do anything for you.

Man, only gotta wait till March. Maybe April, but it would have to be like the first couple days of April. Ha, that would be absolutely hilarious if we had a baby on April Fool's Day. It would be funny for like 5 minutes. Well, ok, maybe we could have a little fun with it. "Hey Bob, I had a kid today!" "Oh, really?? "Nah, April Fools!" "Ha ha!" "No, April Fools again! We did have a kid today!"

Yeah, so that stopped being funny before I finished typng it, but I figured I'd finish it anyway for the sake of the one person on the face of the earth who might think it funny. Better get going (dinner date). Later.

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