So I got online today, and the first thing I see is "12 Pregnancy Myths." They had
nothing better to write about? OK, yes, I read them, and yes, it was entertaining, but still, that's
all they had? That's minorly pathetic. As a result, that's the best thing
I now have to talk about, cuz I like to make fun of the news.
When you think about it, myths are rather ridiculous. I mean, seriously, who thinks these things up?? "You can tell the gender of your baby by the position of sexual intercourse when the baby was conceived." (Read the Whole Article) Says who?! Some guy figured he'd get his name in the science books by making some huge discovery. "Hmm, now what's really gonna get me the attention I want?? OH! I can tell the sex of your baby!" Good grief. Moving on, did anybody out there ever see Miami Vice? Was I supposed to watch some other movie or TV show first for that movie to make sense? You don't even get to know the characters, but it's like there's some background info you're already supposed to know. I like the movie because Colin Farrell drives a REALLY nice Ferrari, but other than that, the movie's not that great.Anybody out there have to work tomorrow? Well, obviously some of you have to work, because the whole world will never take a day off. In fact, if that happened, we'd probably all die. 
Someone would stop cleaning the air, so it would fill with smog, the added polution would raise the temperature, which would then melt the polar ice caps, which would cause the whole ocean to rise like 100 feet, and we'd all drown, except for those hermits in the mountains, and they might as well die too, cuz they're never gonna mate with each other. There, now you have a logical explanation why the whole world can't take a day off at the same time. Scary ain't it? Oh well, I have the day off tomorrow, and I couldn't be happier. A day away from the office. Wonderful! Doing fireworks? I'm not if I can help it. It's a huge waste of money! You spend like a hundred dollars and get ten minutes of "oohs" and "aahs" and then you're left to clean up the mess. Or if you're like most of our neighbors, you leave the mess outside to eventually get picked up by everyone else. And they say people are naturally good. Hmph.Why do they leave a holiday right in the middle of the week? Getting the middle of the week off stinks, because after enjoying the day, you still have to go back to work for two more days! They should either move the celebration to the end of the week, or just give you thursday and friday off. I know some companies that get the whole WEEK off! That would be great, but I work for STANLEY, and it's just not happening. At least they give us one day off.I should probably get back to work since I'm staring at my screen trying to think of something else to write about. That right there is called writer's block, and I have run smack dab into it. Have a wonderful Tuesday, and I will talk to you tomorrow!$
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Someone would stop cleaning the air, so it would fill with smog, the added polution would raise the temperature, which would then melt the polar ice caps, which would cause the whole ocean to rise like 100 feet, and we'd all drown, except for those hermits in the mountains, and they might as well die too, cuz they're never gonna mate with each other. There, now you have a logical explanation why the whole world can't take a day off at the same time. Scary ain't it? Oh well, I have the day off tomorrow, and I couldn't be happier. A day away from the office. Wonderful! Doing fireworks? I'm not if I can help it. It's a huge waste of money! You spend like a hundred dollars and get ten minutes of "oohs" and "aahs" and then you're left to clean up the mess. Or if you're like most of our neighbors, you leave the mess outside to eventually get picked up by everyone else. And they say people are naturally good. Hmph.
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